Good day for the Jacksons

Michael Jackson and Phil Jackson must be the happiest Jacksons in California. The former has been acquitted after weeks of testimonies in a highly publicized trial and the latter has signed a multi-million dollar contract to coach the Lakers again.

Other than the fact that the two of them are breaking out the bubblies, they couldn’t be more different. Notably:

1. Phil is white. Michael thinks he is white.

2. Phil played basketball in the NBA. Michael played with smaller sets of balls in Neverland.

3. Phil has a nice grey Zen-like beard. Michael is probably the only black man (technically) who can’t grow a beard.

4. Phil has curly hair. Michael has girly hair.


The Jackson Two

You know it’s strange how Michael got Chris Rock and Jay Leno to testify discrediting the claims of the accuser. When I first heard I was like…oh my god doesn’t he have any non-comedians to call upon? Guess it was a toss-up between the two jokers and his CHIMPANZEE, Bubbles. Either way, they are all monkeys.

Let's hope Phil and Mike can get back into the groove of things.